R&O's Helpful Tips

Tip No. 1. If someone says that they are your friend but then tries to kill you, chances are, they're not your friend.

Tip No. 2. You know that you are really friends with someone when you can read their thoughts.

Tip No. 3. ♥ You know someone is more than your friend if you make out. ♥

Tip No. 4. If some random hobo asks to be your friend, judge them on their clothes.

Tip No. 5. Always accept a friend invitation from Chuck Norris or Dr. Phil.

Tip No. 6. If Liz asks to be your friend DO NOT ACCEPT!!!!!!  P.S If you don't know who Liz is, get a life. For help on how to get a life as a stalker, visit our stalker page.

Tip No. 7. Do not be friends with anyone who plays Runescape. If you play Runescape then become friends with Jon. (Don't ask who he is.)

Tip No. 8. If you have to decide whether to save your life or your friend's life, choose your own. Your friend will be mad at first, but they'll get over it.